Warren Sapp - I'm Bankrupt

Warren Sapp, the ex-NFLer who played with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers until he wore out his welcome by becoming a complete asshole to the media and more importantly, the fans. The Bucs got so fed up with his ass holiness that they didn't resign him once his contract expired. He signed with the Oakland Raiders but sucked it up so bad he was eventually let go.

Now this weed smoking thug is bankrupt after years of cheating on his wife, impregnating other women while still being married and not paying his child support. He claims he is going to buy his stuff back but really, who cares. When you are an ass clown, no one feels sorry for you.

Biker Biden - Our First Ass Clown

Well we had to pick one and who better to start off our award than Joe Biden. Our vice president  who is only a heartbeat away from being the most powerful man in the world, decided while on a campaign stop to get snugly with a biker chick. Uncle Joe never lets us down when it comes to being an ass clown.

Here is your official award.

Joe Biden Ass Clown Award

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